THE
CAMELS ARE COMING
by W. E. Johns
XI. THE
BOOB (Pages 155
– 167)
Biggles tells Mahoney that he has
received a letter from “an elderly female relative of mine”. Her son, Biggles’ cousin, is in the Royal Flying
Corps and she has pulled strings to get him sent to 266 Squadron. “It’s years since I saw him; and if he’s
anything like the little horror he was then, God help us – and him. His christian names are Algernon
Montgomery…” Shortly after, Algy arrives,
“his face, which wore a permanent expression of amused surprise, was a mass of
freckles”. (This is the very first introduction of
Algy Lacey, who goes on to become one of Biggles regular companions for the
rest of the series of novels). “You’re Biggles – aren’t you? I know you from the photo at home”. “My name’s Captain Bigglesworth,” said the
Flight-Commander coldly. Algy has had
fourteen hours experience on Avro’s and ten on Camels. Biggles tells him the main things he needs to
know if he is to survive. “I don’t want
to discourage you, but most people that come out here live on an average
twenty-four hours”. Biggles takes Algy
up to show him the landmarks and on seeing enemy planes, Biggles signals to Algy and hides in
cloud cover. Algy foolishly chases after
the five enemy planes and is soon too far away for Biggles to help him. Biggles returns to write a letter of
condolence to his mother, expecting him to be killed for certain, but Algy
returns to the aerodrome claiming to have shot one of the enemy planes
down. Biggles doesn’t believe him and
says “If you ever leave me again I’ll put you under
close arrest as soon as your feet are on the ground”. The next morning, Biggles takes Algy and the
other member of his flight, Healy, on the dawn patrol. He sees a charred wreck at the corner of
Mossyface Wood, “the kid was right. Well
I’m damned!” (As usual with all swearing,
this becomes “Well, I’m dashed!” when reprinted in “Biggles Pioneer Air
Fighter”) . The three British pilots are attacked by six
Fokkers and Healy is killed in a head on collision with a Fokker. Biggles gives the arm signal for Algy to
return to base, noticing that he hasn’t fired his guns. Algy leaves and then returns, flying into the
enemy planes and forcing them to take evasive action before they can shoot down
Biggles. Back at the aerodrome, Algy
explains that he hadn’t fired as his gun had jammed. “Do you mean to say you came back into that
hell of a dog-fight with a jammed gun?” asks Biggles. “Yes.
You said stick with you”. Biggles
held out his hand. “You’ll do kid,” he
said; “and you can call me Biggles”.