BIGGLES
– AIR ACE
by Captain W.
E. Johns
(Page references are for the paperback first
edition, followed by the hardback second).
II. BIGGLES’
CHRISTMAS TREE! (Pages 31 – 41/Pages 33
– 42)
This story was originally published in
“Modern Boy” number 359 – dated 22.12.34
An enormous Handley-Page night bomber
lands at 266 Squadron, Maranique, France and the pilot, introduces himself as Fernwell of 100 Squadron at Auchez. Fernwell comes with
a warning. He says the Squadron mess at
266 is lit up like a West-End cinema and they are very likely to be bombed by
the Germans as a result. “Thanks, Fernwell,” said Biggles seriously. “Very decent of you to take the trouble to
let us know”. After some further chat,
Biggles remembers there are forests around Auchez and
he asks Fernwell if he can get them a Christmas-tree
and bring it over “in that flying goods train of yours?” Fernwell laughs and
says he’ll see if he can do it tomorrow.
The next afternoon, Biggles takes a phone call from Fernwell. He had got them “a grand tree” but engine
trouble had forced him to land at 287 Squadron’s aerodrome and “some skunk had
pinched the tree”. Fernwell
says a man called Wilkinson was behind it.
Just then, Wilks walks into the mess at 266 Squadron and, although he
receives an earful from Biggles, he merely wants to invite all the officers at
266 Squadron to a Christmas party at 287 Squadron the day after tomorrow. He says he has a tree and presents for everyone. Biggles and his colleagues agree to go. Two nights later, at 287 Squadron, Major
Raymond is there to distribute presents after a meal. Biggles is given a fine silver wrist-watch,
much to Wilks’ horror, who recognises the watch as his own. Wilks is given a present and it is a box of
wriggling worms. Algy is given a present
that turns out to be a splendid leather case containing a safety razor. Judson, a pilot at 287 recognises that as
his. “And so, as it had begun, the
present-giving continued. The pilots of
266 Squadron all received useful presents, while the members of 287 Squadron
were the recipients of such curious things as a box of cinders, a wad of
engine-cleaning rag, pieces of torn fabric, or a handful of rusty iron nuts and
bolts”. Major Mullen asks Biggles
quietly, how he managed it. “Lacey and I
came over at two o’clock this morning when everyone was
in bed and changed all the wrappers,” whispered Biggles. “We guessed they’d be up to some trick, and
we weren’t wrong! By changing the
wrappers we’ve turned the tables on them, and they are getting the presents
that were intended for us. It took us
until half-past four to finish the job”.
Suddenly a Wing Orderly Officer arrives and speaks to Major
Raymond. Raymond then announces that 266
Squadron has been bombed and “the mess and all adjacent buildings are blown to
pieces, and it is only due to the fact that all the officers of the squadron
were here that there were no casualties”.
Biggles beckons Wilks over. “Here
you are, laddie!” he said soberly.
“Here’s your watch. You deserve
it!”